A few years back, I had the good fortune to meet one of my heroes, Captain Jean-Luc Picard of Huddersfield, and what a nice fellow he is. It even turns out his favourite episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation* is mine too. Turns out that while Patrick Stewart hails from Huddersfield, his Dad, a Sergeant Major in the Parachute Regiment, came from my home town of Hebburn. I like a bit of sci-fi and looking back, I really think I should have asked him about something that’s been bugging me for...